Jay Jacobson

 
 

Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock

[The game you know, just nerdier. As seen on Big Bang Theory.]


Sudo Sandwich

[Is this how a geek wears the pants in a relationship?]


The Tenth Dimension

[Interesting explanation of multidimensional theories]


Screaming Green Beans

[Billboard in Oakland. I could not stop laughing!]


Blue Balls

[Finally an interesting and fun use of animated GIFs]


Another Optical Illusion

[Another very cool optical illusion with dots moving around a circle]


Fortune Cookie Philosophy

[I got this in a fortune cookie. The lucky number should have been 42]


Alcohol Comedy by Jim Brewer

[Alcohol at a party. Damn this is funny!]


Fish Heads by Barnes and Barnes

[It was tough to dig this one up, but it is a classic]


Optical Illusion

[Excellent optical illusion of color perception]


LED Porn

[Some folks have too much free time]


Ron White Comedy Bit

[Tater Salad. Seriously funny stuff]


Teramac

[The junkyard powerhouse]


BogoMIPS

[The quintessential Linux benchmark]


Fry, OD, and Drug

[A “Fry’s Food and Drug” grocery store sign]


Stupid Sprint

[Spam opt-out page, asking you to opt-in at the same time. Ugh...]


Blood Moon

[I took this picture on August 28, 2007 during a lunar eclipse]


Hot Water Heater

[Um, remind me again, what is the purpose of heating water that is already hot?]


Darkside Cookies

[What?!? Nobody ever told me there are cookies available!]


Fate

[Do you believe in fate?]


God Accepts Credit Cards

[Apparently now God accepts credit cards. That does not seem right...]


Time Machine Reference Chart

[A great reference chart to hang in your time machine]


 
Various Stuff

“Moving mountains is relatively easy. The hardest part is choosing which mountain to move.”


“Do not make someone a priority when they only make you an option.”


“It is better to ask forgiveness than permission.”


“Some people are like Slinkies. Their only purpose is to put a bright smile on your face when you push them down the stairs.”


“Carpe Noctem!”


"And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom."

-- Anais Nin